“I’m also reserving my ticket to get outta here if he wins”

I think Al Sharpton has all but guaranteed a Donald Trump presidency with a tantalizing new offer. The accomplished race-hustler says he’s leaving the US if Trump wins the White House. This may be the best endorsement of all time because I honestly can think of a better incentive to bring out the votes than this.

Sharpton was giving a press conference for God knows what at a Center for American Progress event on Thursday. When asked about the GOP frontrunner, Big Al did his best to ensure a Trump victory.

“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone, while I’m also reserving my ticket to get outta here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” said Sharpton.

Clearly Sharpton understands our nation’s immigration laws in the same way the he understands our tax laws, but that’s beside the point. The real news is that Sharpton, like so many whiny liberals, is going to exit America if Trump takes it all in November. He said it. It’s on video. I consider that to be a legally binding agreement. No backsies.

Admittedly my support for Trump has been lukewarm up until this point, but this really changes my pespective. The thought of a Sharpton-free country is very appealing. I can look past a lot of character flaws and flip-flopping on conservative issues for someone who can rid us of this blowhard jackass. If he can get Lena Dunham, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Moore to go as well, he’s got my vote for sure.

Trump has made a lot of promises that even he knows he can’t fulfill, but this is something he can honestly campaign on: A Vote For Trump Is A Sharpton Dump!

He’d get all of the conservatives, most independents, a good chunk of liberals, and nearly all of the black voters because they hate Sharpton as much as the rest of us. This is a platform that crosses political, economic, and racial boundaries. This could be the single uniting incident that brings us together as a country after 8 years of Obama tearing us apart.

The Problem is Al Sharpton is completely full of shit. He has a PhD in manure shoveling. What he says and what he does are two entirely different things. He has no intention of leaving if Trump wins; there’s no money in to for him. The only way Sharpton is going to abandon the US is if someone pays him to do it.

Hey wait, Trump might still be the man to make this happen. He’s a billionaire and can easily afford to pay Sharpton to get the hell out. Either that or, if Trump wins the presidency, he could threaten to prosecute Sharpton for tax evasion and the race-hustling reverend would probably leave on his own to avoid the “racist” justice system.

I don’t care how it happens as long as it happens.


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