Friggin’ Michelle “Mooch” Obama.
Just like her husband, she’s determined to make everything politically correct in an attempt to bring down America.
Here she is reading ‘The Night Before Christmas,’ giving her own interpretation of the story.
First lady Michelle Obama stopped in the middle of a public reading of “The Night Before Christmas” on Monday night to advise a group of schoolchildren that Santa Claus has given up smoking his trademark pipe for health reasons.
The scene of the reading of the famous anonymous poem was a children’s hospital in Washington, D.C., reports CNSNews.
Ryan Seacrest co-read the poem with the first lady.
“Well, we have a story to tell you,” Obama said, “a story about Christmas night and this guy named, uh –”
“Old St. Nick,” Seacrest said.
“Ryan and I are gonna read together,” Obama explained. “You guys ready?”
“‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,” the first lady read.
Obama and Seacrest exchanged verses until they got to the part where Santa Claus is described as having a “stump of a pipe” “tight in his teeth.”
“I think St. Nick gave up smoking,” the first lady broke into the poem to add. “This was a long time back.”
“This was written way back in the day,” Seacrest helpfully observed.
“Way back in the day,” Obama assured the children.
Obama’s interjection comes at roughly the three-and-a-half minute mark of the video below.
Leave Christmas alone!
Is it January 20th yet?